Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via quoted-books)

Maturity…is knowing what your limitations are…Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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My older sister with boyfriend issues  (via masturbationdestination)

Marry someone who accepts you and your gay porn.
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do you have a favorite gaelic word?

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popculturebrain:

Trailer: 'Inherent Vice' - Dec 12

Written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Reese Witherspoon, Jena Malone, Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Brolin, Owen Wilson, Michael K Williams, Benicio Del Toro, Eric Roberts, Maya Rudolph, Martin Short, Jillian Bell and Anders Holm.

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@caitlinjstasey: World’s smuggest sloth

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bunnyfood:

(via thefuzzydave:jannabelle)

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konnfusion:

zombres:

You a pilot? 

No, not yet. But I wanna be one, more than anything.

(via queensamwise)

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